How to Pack for Your Pet Like a Damn Survivalist

Let’s face it — most folks are more prepared to bug out with their Glock than with their German Shepherd. You’ve got your go-bag dialed in, your ammo counted, and your escape route mapped. But if your dog’s living off dry leaves and creek water, you're not surviving — you're just being a jackass.

If your pet’s rolling with you when the world goes sideways (and they damn well better be), here’s how to gear ‘em up so they’re not dead weight.

🥤 Hydration Isn’t Optional

You know that 3-day rule for humans? Your dog doesn’t get a pass.

🛒 4-in-1 Tactical Pet Water Bottle – Holds water, food, poop bags, and comes with a built-in bowl. If your dog could talk, he’d tell you to stop letting him lick out of your canteen like a savage.

🛒 XL Collapsible Dog Bowl – 102 oz capacity. Packs flat. Tough as nails. If your dog’s bigger than your girlfriend, this is the one.

🦴 If He’s Gonna Carry His Weight, Let Him

You’re already hauling 40 pounds of gear, don’t carry his snacks too.

🛒 Military-Grade Tactical Dog Harness – Molle-compatible, adjustable, and built for dogs who don’t just bark — they work. This vest turns your pet into a four-legged badass.

🛒 Dog Backpack with Safety Clip – For smaller breeds or older dogs who still wanna ride but can’t keep up. No shame. He’s earned the lift.

💡 Visibility = Survival

You think it’s hard spotting a coyote in the dark? Try finding your black Lab at 2am in the woods.

🛒 LED Rechargeable Dog Collar – Glow mode ON. Built for nighttime patrols, campground visibility, and general badassery.

🧷 Vet’s Closed, What Now?

Dogs get hurt just like humans do. Barbed wire. Snake bite. Limping after a hard trail. You gonna treat it with duct tape?

🛒 Portable Pet First Aid Kit – Packed with gauze, wraps, antiseptic, and common-sense tools to keep your dog alive long enough to tell the story.

✈️ Evacuate with a Plan, Not a Loose Chihuahua

If you’ve got a smaller dog or a cat that actually tolerates you, have a secure way to transport them when it’s go-time.

🛒 Airline Approved Pet Carrier – Tough shell, breathable mesh, and doesn’t look like you borrowed it from your niece.

💩 Because You Still Gotta Clean Up the Crap

The end of the world doesn’t mean the end of manners. Or hygiene.

🛒 Poop Bag Dispenser Clip-On – Tactical, waterproof, clips on, and holds the one thing nobody wants to talk about but everybody deals with.

🐺 Final Word

You wouldn’t leave your weapon behind — don’t leave your dog unprepared either. In a survival situation, your pet isn’t just company. He’s early warning. He’s morale. He’s family.

So gear him up like it matters.

Shop the full Pet Gear Collection — because prepping without prepping for your dog is just selfish.